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November 6th, 2015, 2:46 pm

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The brick is thrown, but the gag has yet to occur.
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Reply Arcict Gray, November 6th, 2015, 2:49 pm

I've had the idea of someone abusing an "agility" rule since I started having a sonic-the-hedgehog comic idea in my head. That is, it was going to feature Sonic-SatAM as having been a campaign previous to the comic itself and the DM having recently "patched" that particular loophole, the abuser thereof was not happy about it.

Which became even more hilarious when I thought about the Sonic-SatAM game itself as though it were a sequel to this one, and the DM just forgot to patch it this time!

I was going to do some kind of "so fast the doors are the only thing slowing me down" kind of joke, but I couldn't make it actually seem funny, so I scrapped it.

Yes, Worf dumped ALL of his skill-points into becoming faster than Superman.

BTW, don't mind the alt-text, nobody gets a brick joke when the brick is thrown, only when it comes back. Also, for the record, the "brick" refers to the last line of the page.

I should also mention. The title is about a parody vehicle I came up with once. You know those little plastic self-propelled cars that we put toddlers in? I came up with one that was bigger, it was HUGE on fuel-economy, complete with a V-60 engine... you heard me right, V-SIXTY! The pistons are really, REALLY tiny! And it has enough horsepower to get from zero to sixty... with a downhill slope of sufficient length. Everything else on the vehicle is made of plastic... somehow.

One last thing, YES, I know that's NOT Warf's actual last name, I couldn't at the time look it up and... I'll pull out some contrived crap later okay?!

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